News – LOL WUT?
Dearest reader – I hope that you are quite well, that your family’s business shares are up and that your studies at Oxford are progressing. I would like to beg your forgiveness for not updating since December last – it has indeed been some time since there was any significant activity on the web log [...]
Menstrual Mondays – Supermarkets
Let me tell you about my day
This morning I woke up curled up next to a gorgeous English girl, warm in a double bed, thankful knowing I’d finally been diagnosed, prescribed antibiotics, and given 10 days leave to try and cover from a life-threatening blood infection. After giggling and playing around in bed for an [...]
College of Awesome – Home Made K.F.C
Task
Make your own home-made K.F.C at home, with just a few basic ingredients.
Background
Fast Food – it’s the staple of college and university students the world over. But while fast food varies from country to country, there are two trans-fat loaded stalwarts leading the charge globally. And while I’m sure any performing art student (with enough [...]
Menstrual Mondays – Science, are you there?
There’s alot of hate and oppression going around in this world today, and I’m proud to say I play my own small role in contributing to it. But there is one type of discrimination in this world that I actively campaign against, the kind of abuse that sickens me to my core.
DISCRIMINATION AGAINST MINORITY GROUPS [...]
College of Awesome – How to Get Blocked From My Facebook
Task
Achieve social pariah status by getting yourself blocked from my facebook
Background
Facebook forms a fairly major part of each day for me at the moment – between watching children’s cartoons from the 90’s, tweeting what I’m having for lunch, watching truly shit movies, having three or four wanks, and occasionally gracing you with my presence here; [...]
Menstrual Mondays – Failux
In this modern world, computers have become a way of life – we use them to stay in touch with friends & family, to design skyscrapers, write masterpieces, watch movies, even to collect and transmit images from space. Computers are now an integral part of Western society on almost every level.
And I like to think [...]
News – Wait, what the fuck happened?
No, it’s not Monday. No, I haven’t posted regularly for weeks. But to quote the late, great Bill Hicks “If anyone has a problem with this, I suggest taking a look around the world we live in… and shutting your fucking mouth”.
Regardless I have a month before the war machine whips me away again (this [...]
Menstrual Mondays – The Destroyer of All Things Good
15 years ago, humanity stood on the precipice of greatness – free thought was growing, the world was taking a step forward. In 1993/1994 the Gulf War was well behind us, Rage Against the Machine had a solid foothold on the psyche of the world’s youth, and Bill Hicks was still with us. Next week [...]
News – Awesome Has A Price
You’ve probably noticed that this week’s scheduled segments haven’t been posted, nor has the planned Bad Ass of the Month tribute to Larry started. It won’t. After last Saturday’s monumentous ride in Larry’s honour, my body completely shut down. A lack of food, water and sleep; coupled with a hang-over from hell and a continued [...]
Larry the Lemur – My Wingman, My Drinking Partner, My Friend
I’ve been on the road 3 months today – migrating around the UK, staying in youth hostels and meeting new people everywhere. And while the adventure of it all is fantastic, all seasoned travellers will tell you that travelling alone is hard work – you need to be self-reliant, plan ahead as much as [...]