News – Is that the best you can do Jesus?
Hope you all had a fantastic weekend – I clearly offended some sort of deity with last week’s “Menstrual Monday”, because my final weekend of freedom in London was so full of fail I very nearly wrote this week’s menstrual monday about it. I’m still feeling a little raw from it so rather than get [...]
Velociraptors ain’t got shit on Pingu
My room, circa 1990 – 2000
I’ll be honest right from the outset: dinosaurs gave me the world’s biggest pre-teen boner. When I was a kid I was subscribed to magazine on dinosaurs, had dinosaur posters in my room, collected glow in the dark dinosaur skeleton models – the works.
And when Jurassic Park came out in [...]
This post is so awesome it doesn’t need a title, blogspot you fascist!
Atleast a hundred years ago, Valve software released Half-Life; the greatest, most ball-draining game of it’s time. Half Life spanked so hard that old people had heart attacks, pregnant women had their water break, and grown men shat their pants – and that was just when they decided to send it gold. The uncircumcised product [...]