Random – One of Kevin ’07′s loyal fans starts to waver…
I had a stroke today I have no memory of it happening, but somehow – through all the dribble and seizures – I spontaneously navigated onto the NineMSN News website. It seems like a bit of an unusual thing to do during a potentially fatal brain trauma, but a massive stroke is the only way [...]
Random – Micromanage… Promote Synergy… Hit on Debra…
Had dinner with an old mate last night, a guy I haven’t seen or heard much from since he swapped to another university a few years back. Very talented guy, he’s now busting his ass working ridiculous hours at a geophysics modelling firm here in Perth – making good money but seriously earning it. And [...]
Random – Wow, she managed to get her whole fist in there…
Got back in last night from a fishing trip up north, and I’ve brought back the worst case of blue balls with me. Not because the trip was particularly arousing (although that would add a whole new level of awkward to staying in a wool shed with 12 middle-aged men), but because I spent 10 [...]
Random – And this time, I’m truly sorry…
I’d like to say sorry again. I’m sorry to disappoint I’m sorry I’m still here – and will continue to be here – to abuse and belittle you all.I’m sorry you have nothing better to do than read this dribbleI’m sorry I’m a middle-class white boy with a penchant for violence and social non-sequiturs.I’m sorry [...]
Random – Murmaider
Maybe it’s just a by-product of my 80’s childhood, but I’ve always had a soft spot for whales. Peaceful nomads that cruise around the oceans, singing to each other in magnificent harmonies, and feeding on the weakest of all sea creatures (how do you like the bottom of the food chain, krill?). They even like [...]
Random – Episode 3: Gu Gu strikes back
Just a quick warning: I finally picked up a newspaper for the first time in about 2 years, so expect a flurry of “hip” and “topical” posts as opposed to my usual poorly informed abuse of things normal people forgot existed. ——————————————————————————————— When are people going to finally learn to fear Pandas? Sure they’re furry [...]
Random – Why did you leave Jerry……. WHY?!
The childhood of Ginger kids is generally traumatic at best. Spurned by their peers and bringing shame to their parents for birthing a red devil, the Ginger kid is almost certain to hit adulthood with some significant form of emotional scaring. Some of them even start blogs about it. Fortunately for you, dear reader, the [...]
Random – One more reason not to watch commercial TV
It’s become bleedingly obvious to me that the ABC has (sadly) becoming the final bastion of quality television; Double the Fist, awesome documentaries, and highly smash-able news presenters – it really isn’t anything worth changing channel for anything else. Jacinta Tynan – The point ABC news peaked Sure , I’ll admit that if my illegal [...]
Random – I am all that is efficient and streamlined – like a Leopard seal
I’ve been carrying this letter around with me for literally days now, waiting till I saw a postbox while I was out. Sure, I could have taken two minutes to walk down the street and just dropped in at the box there – but I refused because I’m a master of efficiency (either that or [...]
Random – Prepare for the ultimate war on weakness
We discussed not that long ago that I don’t watch TV very much anymore, being I can download anything I do like from the US or the ABC. What we didn’t discuss was why I made the move away from TV in the first place, since I said I didn’t really care. That was a [...]