News – Dying, but only on the inside
Don’t update your feeds people – I’m AM still here. I’ve just completed Week 9 of the 32 weeks of training, and things have finally started to improve. Not only am I starting to get more free time (but not enough to blog unfortunately), but I’m stomping my way through training like a fat kid [...]
News – Making Diabetes Hilarious Since 1988
Just a quick news update – I’m 2 weeks out from starting with the RM, and we’ve definitely changed into high gear – scheduling posts, needlessly harassing poor English women, and making all my final arrangements before I step back into the abyss again. After 4 months of backpacking around the UK waiting, it’ll actually [...]
Menstrual Mondays – Boutique Bullshit
There comes a time in almost every person’s life where the travel bug bits, and they’re compelled to explore the world outside their usual existence. And if they don’t, it’s probably because they’re happy living in Perth for the rest of their lives – doomed to wait out their dreary, meaningless existence arguing who’s better [...]
Down with the rural charm, in the country
So I’ve been in ye olde Devon for just over 2 weeks now, and I thought it high time to give the rest of you uncultured heathens a taste of life in the old country.
The GoodStraight out the greatest thing about the UK is that every day seems to be “Tits Out Tuesday”. What other [...]
The Ginge World Tour
And Australia breathes a collective sigh of relief.
Cranky Customs wench at 5am Sunday morning was certainly thankful I was atleast leaving her desk. And ticket skank tried to punch me in the balls when she violently tore off the ticket stub – a fitting final farewell from the people of Perth to the guy who [...]
It’s really not that difficult
There’s a fantastic scene from the movie “Falling Down” that’s been locked away in my head since seeing it in my early childhood (that probably explains a few things actually).
William Foster (played by Michael Douglas) has gone totally off the deep end, winds up with a bag full of automatic weapons after a drive-by shooting [...]
An Open Letter to the City of Perth
Dearest Perth,We’ve both seen the signs for sometime now, but we’ve both been too scared to admit that special thing we had was slipping away. I know that both of us have worked so hard to keep it together over this last year, but there comes a time when the pain of staying together outweighs [...]
To all F-250 owners – I pray for your untimely death every morning with breakfast
I recognise I had a fairly unique childhood – not everyone gets to grow up experimenting with high explosives, home-building railguns, or punching monkeys so hard they turn inside-out then wearing them as slippers for teh lolz. As a result of this unique upbringing, I’m sure I missed out on many of the other parts [...]