Menstrual Mondays – Down with the rural charm, in the country
So I’ve been in ye olde Devon for just over 2 weeks now, and I thought it high time to give the rest of you uncultured heathens a taste of life in the old country. The GoodStraight out the greatest thing about the UK is that every day seems to be “Tits Out Tuesday”. What [...]
Menstrual Mondays – It’s really not that difficult
There’s a fantastic scene from the movie “Falling Down” that’s been locked away in my head since seeing it in my early childhood (that probably explains a few things actually). William Foster (played by Michael Douglas) has gone totally off the deep end, winds up with a bag full of automatic weapons after a drive-by [...]
Menstrual Mondays – English, motherfucker – do you speak it?
I don’t think my vocabulary or prose is anything special. Sure, I write alot of stuff – but i’m certainly not going to become the next Hemingway or Hunter S. Thompson. Juggling words and crafting text into a fluent and coherent form is far from my forte. Instead, I tend to opt for the shotgun [...]
Menstrual Mondays – Here’s your weekly pension check
My folks always encouraged a healthy respect for my elders. They wanted my sister and I to grow up learning from those that had done it before, seen it before and lived it before us. Mum and Dad expected us to visit the grandparents willingly, give up your seat on the bus for those older [...]
Menstrual Mondays – An Open Letter to the City of Perth
Dearest Perth,We’ve both seen the signs for sometime now, but we’ve both been too scared to admit that special thing we had was slipping away. I know that both of us have worked so hard to keep it together over this last year, but there comes a time when the pain of staying together outweighs [...]
Menstrual Mondays – PETA – Preventing Everyone from Tasting Armadillo
Now given the number of references made on this tiny piece of electronic real estate to various animals dying violent deaths (often involving Chuck Norris or Sarah Palin), or eradicating entire species based on the absurd idea that they may have fascist tendencies; you may have incorrectly assumed that I don’t like animals. I love [...]
Menstrual Mondays – Stock trader? Kill yourself…
Unless you’ve been living under Casey Donovan you should know that the financial world has burst into flames, frozen alpacas are falling from the sky, rabid giraffes are porking penguins, and anyone even remotely connected to the stock market have torn off their own faces. Casey Donovan ate capitalism And while our beloved Ruddy may [...]
Menstrual Mondays – “Flying with Qantas” starring Kiefer Sutherland & Julia Roberts
Australia’s national airline Qantas have been celebrating their 88th birthday this week – and just like a season of “24″, the party started months ago, there were computer malfunctions and explosions, someone got addicted to crack, a black man became president, and the cleanup is still going on now. Some party animal decided to kick [...]
Menstrual Mondays – The Rapture(TM) has unfortunately been delayed to 2012
Hands up who’s been to a high-school reunion? Anyone else? I’ll be honest and I’m one of these people that looks forward to them – always kinda considered it like the coming Rapture(TM), where I could return to the old stomping ground, confuse and startle the plebs I went to school with, remind all my [...]
Menstrual Mondays – Why 15-year old girls never amount to anything
Ahhh, facebook – we’ve discussed it before, but everyday it brings me new adventure. And today, it’s decided to bring me discrimination-based quiz applications! Now a question for you all: who a) has the grammer and spelling ability of a brain damaged chimpanzee, and b) would dedicate the time and effort required to build a [...]