News – Dying, but only on the inside
Don’t update your feeds people – I’m AM still here. I’ve just completed Week 9 of the 32 weeks of training, and things have finally started to improve. Not only am I starting to get more free time (but not enough to blog unfortunately), but I’m stomping my way through training like a fat kid [...]
Menstrual Mondays – Boutique Bullshit
There comes a time in almost every person’s life where the travel bug bits, and they’re compelled to explore the world outside their usual existence. And if they don’t, it’s probably because they’re happy living in Perth for the rest of their lives – doomed to wait out their dreary, meaningless existence arguing who’s better [...]
Down with the rural charm, in the country
So I’ve been in ye olde Devon for just over 2 weeks now, and I thought it high time to give the rest of you uncultured heathens a taste of life in the old country.
The GoodStraight out the greatest thing about the UK is that every day seems to be “Tits Out Tuesday”. What other [...]
It’s really not that difficult
There’s a fantastic scene from the movie “Falling Down” that’s been locked away in my head since seeing it in my early childhood (that probably explains a few things actually).
William Foster (played by Michael Douglas) has gone totally off the deep end, winds up with a bag full of automatic weapons after a drive-by shooting [...]
An Open Letter to the City of Perth
Dearest Perth,We’ve both seen the signs for sometime now, but we’ve both been too scared to admit that special thing we had was slipping away. I know that both of us have worked so hard to keep it together over this last year, but there comes a time when the pain of staying together outweighs [...]
Episode 3 – Gu Gu strikes back
Just a quick warning: I finally picked up a newspaper for the first time in about 2 years, so expect a flurry of “hip” and “topical” posts as opposed to my usual poorly informed abuse of things normal people forgot existed.———————————————————————————————
When are people going to finally learn to fear Pandas? Sure they’re furry and look [...]
Treat the kids to Polar bear steaks after hockey!
Now I’ve deliberately avoided discussing the American presidential election before, simply because nowadays it just shits me. Any country stupid enough to re-elect clinically retarded “My Pet Goat” mega-fan who thinks he has a personal hotline to God, deserves everything they get – war, economic depression, global pariah status – the whole nine yards. I [...]