News – Dying, but only on the inside
Don’t update your feeds people – I’m AM still here. I’ve just completed Week 9 of the 32 weeks of training, and things have finally started to improve. Not only am I starting to get more free time (but not enough to blog unfortunately), but I’m stomping my way through training like a fat kid [...]
Down with the rural charm, in the country
So I’ve been in ye olde Devon for just over 2 weeks now, and I thought it high time to give the rest of you uncultured heathens a taste of life in the old country.
The GoodStraight out the greatest thing about the UK is that every day seems to be “Tits Out Tuesday”. What other [...]
I’ll Never Be Allowed to Work with Children Again [Movie Review – Bolt]
About mid last year I was sitting in a cinema with my girlfriend at the time – enduring the monumentally poor advertising CineAds forces on movie-goers in Perth, waiting for the film to start (clearly the feature left a lasting inpression on me given I don’t even remember what we saw). However, once the static [...]
The Ginge World Tour
And Australia breathes a collective sigh of relief.
Cranky Customs wench at 5am Sunday morning was certainly thankful I was atleast leaving her desk. And ticket skank tried to punch me in the balls when she violently tore off the ticket stub – a fitting final farewell from the people of Perth to the guy who [...]
An Open Letter to the City of Perth
Dearest Perth,We’ve both seen the signs for sometime now, but we’ve both been too scared to admit that special thing we had was slipping away. I know that both of us have worked so hard to keep it together over this last year, but there comes a time when the pain of staying together outweighs [...]
Welcome to the (urban) jungle
In case any of you had your doubts of my total awesomeness, I present to thee…..
The Mighty Ginge : Bitch-slapping harmless species of shark since 1997
I’ve escaped the clutches of the West for awhile, returning to the old homeland in order to work at a dive store and guide shark dives in the Melbourne [...]
Prepare for the ultimate war on weakness
We discussed not that long ago that I don’t watch TV very much anymore, being I can download anything I do like from the US or the ABC. What we didn’t discuss was why I made the move away from TV in the first place, since I said I didn’t really care.
That was a lie, [...]