Suddenly, a ravernous snorlox attacks…

Holy hoverboards Ginge fans, you’d be forgiven for thinking I was dead. Alas, it is not the case – I’m still here, but things have kicked off so massively that I’ve fallen well behind on the website upkeep. So here’s the big stuff…

- Mars One has officially launched their astronaut applications. Timed to be . . . → Read More: Suddenly, a ravernous snorlox attacks…

Menstrual Mondays – Dear Gotye…

Dear Wally (aka Gotye)

I’m writing to you to share a recent concern I have with you. I’ve been a big fan of your music for sometime now, and will undoubtably continue to be a big fan of your music for a long time to come – “Like Drawing Blood” is a beautiful album . . . → Read More: Menstrual Mondays – Dear Gotye…

Random – Asshole Animals, Volume 1

The animal kingdom is a damn diverse one, with all sorts of crazy shit flying/swimming/crawling about this blue marble we call Earth. We gape at the majesty of a soaring eagle, the grace of dolphins, or the sheer size an African elephant. But . . . → Read More: Random – Asshole Animals, Volume 1

Random – An Open Letter to Furrys

Author’s note: For those not familiar with the Furry sub-culture, please see the Wikipedia article for an unbiased view 

Dear Furrys,

A few recent incidents on social networking have made me realise I need to clarify a few things about my . . . → Read More: Random – An Open Letter to Furrys

Random – Letters From Lenny: Justin Bieber

Lenny has finally decided to grace us with a glimpse into his world, and sent me a copy of a letter he mailed sent to Justin Bieber this morning. Let’s just say the “Reverend Lennard Augustus Seamus Rolsmeet” won’t be going to lemur heaven when he dies…

Full transcript below image . . . → Read More: Random – Letters From Lenny: Justin Bieber

Random – Tony Abbott to forge “newer, stronger partnership”

News Updates, with the Mighty Ginge

Australian Opposition leader Tony Abbott has announced the formation of a new partnership to stem illegal immigration, as part of his on-going campaign to “Stop the Boats ™”, signing a partnership agreement with . . . → Read More: Random – Tony Abbott to forge “newer, stronger partnership”

Random – Spot the Difference

Here’s a hint – only one of them is wearing a microphone.

Random – Review: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Part 1)

I have a confession to make – I like the Harry Potter series. An aunty bought me the Chamber of Secrets one Christmas, and I was hooked. As soon as I finished it, I went back and read the previous book, and then . . . → Read More: Random – Review: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Part 1)

Random – One of Kevin ’07′s loyal fans starts to waver…

I had a stroke today

I have no memory of it happening, but somehow – through all the dribble and seizures – I spontaneously navigated onto the NineMSN News website. . . . → Read More: Random – One of Kevin ’07′s loyal fans starts to waver…

Random – Micromanage… Promote Synergy… Hit on Debra…

Had dinner with an old mate last night, a guy I haven’t seen or heard much from since he swapped to another university a few years back. Very talented guy, he’s . . . → Read More: Random – Micromanage… Promote Synergy… Hit on Debra…