News – Making Diabetes Hilarious Since 1988
Just a quick news update – I’m 2 weeks out from starting with the RM, and we’ve definitely changed into high gear – scheduling posts, needlessly harassing poor English women, and making all my final arrangements before I step back into the abyss again. After 4 months of backpacking around the UK waiting, it’ll actually be a relief to have a regular bed and to finally start the world’s longest infantry course.
But besides all that, I wanted to share a few moments of awesome from the past week;
- Proof there’s nothing quite like community dating services
- But be careful with those crazy online-dating ones
- There’s still hope in this world when the greatest TV series of all time finally gets a chance on the big screen
- Hours of entertainment to get you through the “Mondays”
- Proof that yosel_d shouldn’t be allowed near the interwebs (and if you needed further proof)
- The iPhone app for today’s sensitive new age guy (with 5 girlfriends)
- Taking “Abstinence-Only” training to a new level
- Why you should love Electric Six more than life itself (like you needed another reason anyway)
- And a glimpse into the mind of TJ
Finally though, I wanted to share a beautiful story told to me on Saturday afternoon -a story of hope an inspiration for this modern age. After a shitty day of sleeping off Friday night and doing sweet fuck all, I was feeling pretty ordinary. And then, I received the following message through Facebook from my little sister that brightened my day:
(dislclaimer): im sooo drunk right now.
was just on wine tour allday.bumped into ur mate paul L (from school) he was there with all those fuuuuckkkkheads from ur year at schhol, e.g. fat john, ranga head skinny prick, brad, andrew [name suppressed] etc. omg they are all fat fucks (xcept ranga skinny boy). i went up to one of them, the dude with brown hair and a killer hook nose, as he went up for hissecond serving of lunch and said “you know why your a fat fuck, because you eat too much. i hope you get diabetes”
im going to hell…..
miss you brother
Word can’t describe how proud I am right now…
There are 3 Comments to "News – Making Diabetes Hilarious Since 1988"
Props, because its true, we are all fat fucks really… but hooknose has really taken it as a challenge i suspect lol
She wasn’t calling you fat, numbnuts – just the anorexia beating “fuckheads” you hang out with
And I saw a few photos of hooknose and Andrew awhile back – it takes some serious dedication to get that big. You really have to WORK at that shit
Impressed.
The day I realised that younger siblings actually serve a purpose was a beautiful one.
Watching my mother confiscate a bottle of gin from my 16 year old brother was one of the highlights of my life.