News – Is that the best you can do Jesus?
Hope you all had a fantastic weekend – I clearly offended some sort of deity with last week’s “Menstrual Monday”, because my final weekend of freedom in London was so full of fail I very nearly wrote this week’s menstrual monday about it. I’m still feeling a little raw from it so rather than get into it too much, here’s a few of the highlights for you all:
- Having the one material item in this world I love, my Team Zissou hoodie, being stolen by some mouth-breather at the hostel on Friday
- Getting the wrong directions for the Hilton, spending 3 hours walking randomly around the shady docklands trying to find it, and hence missing my last chance to see friends at my final stand-up gig.
- Having a check-out chick steal my last 20 pounds from me at the counter.
- Watching “The Omen”, and then minutes later having the fire alarm go off and having to evacuate the hotel at 1 in the morning… and no hot water or a refund the next morning
- Finding my Australian credit card has been locked again for “Overseas Use”, and having to pick 5 pence pieces off the road to buy a ticket back to Exeter.
But I managed to get back, felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every panda that wouldn’t screw to save it’s species, and decided to get absurdly drunk instead. And with just 7 days left before I disappear, it can only improve from here. So without further ado, here’s your last weekly moments of web awesomeness.
- Materials that kick physics in the ass
- Some amazing slow-motion footage of frangible projectile impacts
- Seeing the real Cheshire Cat will stop you sleeping for weeks
- Improving the world by making things fun for people
- Cougars gone wild on “Who wants to be a Millionaire”
- I… I really don’t know what to say to this
- Turns out Satan drops the mask occasionally after all
- What happens when Mario and Luigi do shrooms
- The extended Jetson’s theme song
And finally, I’d like to share the greatest story ever told…