For Halloween I'm going to carve a bust of Geoffery Rush into a watermelon, then punch it through the ovaries of a trick or treater 8 mins ago
@yosel_d Sounds like my first time, except I was the boy and she called it my "birthday present"... Male rape is a real thing, dammit 19 mins ago
Oh, I take it back - she's not brunette, judy is a bleached blonde WHORE 20 mins ago
Either they're adopted, or Jane is doing polishing more than antiques at those Galaxy Women Historical Society meetings 21 mins ago
Has anyone else noticed that both of the parents in the Jetsons are ginger, but the kids are blonde & brunette? Me thinks mischief is afoot 24 mins ago
