News – Before things kick off…
Halfway through a new segment, but wanted to share a glorious little image the Gentleman Buccaneer has just sent me. Although if you’re using Curtin University’s student wireless, you can enjoy this image every time you type “themightyginge.com” into a browser.
*wipes away a tiny tear of happiness*
I’ll keep this short, but I’d just like to thank all the people out there that have helped inspire me to start this – all the oxygen-stealing, mouth-breathing pond-scum that fuel the fires of my unmitigated spite every day I walk this doomed planet. I’d like to send out my thanks to all of the fuck-trophy factories I went to school with – while you’ve been working hard on your backs, you’ve also been helping me achieve my life long goal of writing something offensive enough to be classed as “Potentially Damaging” to university students*. And finally I’d like to thank Carrot-Top for giving me such a shit standard to compete against in the “Funny Ginger Kid” stakes. Hating you, your continuing inability to make people laugh, and your obscene plastic surgery all give me reasons to get up each morning.
This “Websense” business is oppressive university-level censorship – and I’m proud to say I’ve been targeted by it.
*And some of you had doubts if my old vitriolic self was really back?
There are 2 Comments to "News – Before things kick off…"
Congratulations you have joined the likes of Maddox. Keep up the good work!
Awesome, now all I need is a “Mothers Against” website dedicated to me and I’ll be set. Though Maddox managed “tasteless”, whereas I’ve been deemed “potentially damaging” – an important difference. Even so, this still has a distinctly “Simpsons Already Did It” feel to it