News – News from the land of Oz
I know I’m running late on this, but just in case you missed the big news over the weekend,
DING-DONG, THE WITCH IS DEAD!Seems everyone’s favourite psycho is bailing out of the overwhelming pressure of Alaskan politics – what with the fighting for the little guys like BP and Exxon, the agonising decision over whether to build a bridge to nowhere, protecting Alaska from the Red Menace, and fighting wars on three fronts against the combined forces of the new axis of evil. Oh, and some little nuisance about an ethics investigation or something too.
My only hope is now with all the time she has to be out hunting Beluga whales, there’s an increased chance she’ll gets splashed with water and melt.