In short, I’m not exactly a fan of the heinous, 6-headed Siamese mutant that is Channel 9 and Microsoft. But I did infact find myself there today in search of some amusement and blogging material. And like all truely fantastic amusement, the best stuff I found was at the expense of the Australian Liberal party.

Now while regular readers may be painfully aware that I am far from a left-wing communist pinko, there are few things on this planet that shit me more than pretentious Young Liberals who think that because Daddy paid for their Law degree and their BMW, they’re entitled to lecture me on politics (ofcourse fully-grown Liberals, Young Labor and NineMSN News are right up there on the list too). Regardless of the situation, gear a zealous young Lib up on something remotely political and you can sit back for hours, confident in the knowledge you’ll have a constant stream of background noise while you read a book or do the washing.

I DO however have to swallow some of my bile for Washington based Lib Tim Andrews – if you read what the guy has to say through-out the rest of his blog it’s clear he’s a complete douchbag. But I have to thank him from the bottom of my heart for this stunning contribution to the blogging trash-heap. The post itself is currently cached by Google because the sheer amount of conservative wank (the bad “talking” kind) in the comments caused the original post to implode on itself and form a blackhole – for the love of Christ, please read the comments, particularly anything by “Ralph” or “Henry”.

Now there are obviously going to be those that disapprove of Tim’s post (eg. Ralph, Henry, most women and left-leaning eunuchs), but for the rest of us, a casual scan over the main post is enough to make even the most die hard Commie consider a berth in conservative student politics. Go there…. NOW!

Here I was thinking Natasha Stott Despoja was as good as it got, while Alana “I think I threw up in my mouth a little” McTiernan was par for the course – turns out all the hotties are keeping their politics conservative and their dress sense “liberal”.

Tim claims “Hot Lib Girls – Vol. 2″ will be posted soon, and I fear my fiercely protected political leaning won’t survive the conservative onslaught: if I see one more lingerie-clad Young Lib super-fox I’m sure I’ll start wearing pashmina sweaters, discussing the benefits of VSU/free market politics, and chewing the ear off passers-by when I interpret their lack of shoes as hippy worship of free love/thought.

In the mean time though, I’d recommend visiting libhotties.com in the US and allowing “Tiffany” to question your political ideology further.