News – Welcome to the (urban) jungle
In case any of you had your doubts of my total awesomeness, I present to thee…..
I’ve escaped the clutches of the West for awhile, returning to the old homeland in order to work at a dive store and guide shark dives in the Melbourne aquarium. I’m here for the summer, back home for a few weeks, then back here again when the Navy takes possession of the ginger ninja Feb next year.
In the mean time though I’m burning the candle at both ends working at the shop, running tours, training for the navy and generally being a sex machine. It doesn’t leave alot of time for the blog though (plus my tiny opposable orange thumbs are straining at the effort to type right now), so I apologise in advance for the sporadic updates in the coming months and also for this………….

