News – Maybe there IS hope for you all
God knows how I even came across this, but after so much rage reading about Sarah Palin trying to violate Belugas, I needed to know that there are some people out there trying to make things alittle better – that there is some glimmer of hope for my rapidly deteriorating faith in humanity.
Well I found it, and so I present to you the best of the Popular Mechanics “Top 10 New World-Changing Innovations of the Year”
- An awesome ultra-low drag electric car (do want)
- Sugar Cane: Good for making the perfect diesel, and Bundy rum (The secret organism is actually the Bundy Bear)
- Solar Power on steroids (why weren’t we using this shit in 1816 when it was invented?)
- The dude who invented the Super Soaker just designed and built the most efficient heat engine physically possible
Bio-Engineers – Not exactly photogenicThere’s a bunch of other stuff like all-terrain wheelchairs and water-purification powder, but all that crap is totally lame compared to the possibility of running your car on Over Proof Bundy rum. And maybe, just maybe after a long drive through the night, you’ll wake up the next morning to find your car wrapped around a toilet bowl cursing polar bears everywhere.
My faith in humanity hasn’t been completely crushed……………… yet