Menstrual Mondays – It’s a medical condition…
Fake medical conditions -I just discovered just how much I really hate kids.
Many of you that know me maybe surprised to hear me say such a thing, especially given how much of a loving, caring and fun-filled human being I am, with a sense of humor ideally suited to children. But it’s true – I really do hate kids with an unbridled passion, a passion only exceeded by my hate for tiny defenceless kittens.
And I especially hate those surly shitty little asshole teenagers, who’ve decided that hitting puberty entitles them to an attitude. You all know the ones I mean – they sit up the back of the class, sass out the teacher to make their shitty little friends laugh, and eventually wind up “modeling” at the Doll House or doing burn-outs in their F250′s.
Some would say that these kids are simply acting out because of learning difficulties; that they need additional care and support from educators to avoid falling behind and disrupting the class out of frustration. I say if you can’t read, you breed.
Plus every snot-nosed, screaming little toddler shit that ever squealed “I wanna play AGAIN!” deserves to be put out an airlock into deep-space, and I want to be the one that pushes the button that vents their atmosphere (that way I can hear their tiny little high-pitched voices trail off as they freeze in the vacuum). Better yet, can all new parents do us all a huge favour and ensure you beat your kids.
Oh, and incase you didn’t know – I just started work at Scitech
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